The Sunday Times Rich List, known to many as The Twat Register, lists 59 hedge fund managers, 27 of which fund the Tories.
Hedge funds allow mass investment with little or no regulation and no disclosure of who and how much is invested and as such are tax havens for cocks.
The deputy chairman of the Conservative Party, Michael Spritz, said today 'These funds are from hard working people who have made thier money fair and square by inheriting it and spend time boosting the world economy, mainly in Monaco, and are proud British citizens living here for at least 4 days per year. There is no moral question to answer.'
However, Julia Kurtz, chair of homeless charity 'It's Fucking Freezing', said 'Do we expect more of a party that taxes spare bedroom when there aren't enough smaller houses to go around or who makes disabled people incapable of work go out and find jobs and become suicidal? No. I'm surprised I haven't been forcibly impregnated by one of them to provide a slave labour force frankly.'
