Month old artificial Christmas trees that have been gathered on a brown field site ready for recycling have been opened to the public as a tourist attraction it has emerged.
People can wander around this fake forest for just £65 per person and take in the majesty.
Tom Scuttle, 41 of Grimethorpe, said 'It's like a real forest but without the annoyance of bird song or nature which, lets face it, tends to be covered in shit.'
Julia Herman, 36 of Hunstanton, thought differently; 'After just paying off the credit card bill and leaving me nearly bankrupt, I dont want to be reminded of pissing Christmas. I kept tripping over the wires to the lights and fell face first into a Tesco canadian spruce with fibreoptic fir cones and a flashing star that induces epilepsy.'
But it was Mr. Robert Singh, 29 of Leamington Spa, who had the final say; 'There were no loop-the-loops or death drops. It's a theme park where the theme is 'Look, old trees. Now kill yourself.' Crap, much worse than Alton Towers and I was mugged there.'
