Labour's campaign to pick up voters from various demographic groups has hit full speed.
After their pink bus to attract women voters they have despatched a transit van painted in a rainbow.
'The pink van got so much attention and we all know all the girls love pink. It's so cute and feminine, just like their little noses.' said Geoffrey Albertson, Labour spokesman.
He continued 'We are setting up a fleet of buses. Our next one is the rainbow bus. All the gays love a rainbow. After all it's their national flag isn't it? We are sure it will be a resounding success and not insulting.'
The fleet of buses Labour have bought are currently being re-sprayed and fitted out for a national campaign. Mr. Albertson filled in the details.
'Then we have a black bus. That's for the blacks. There will be rap lyrics and gang symbols on the side because that's what they like. Then our green asian bus with bangra dancers and curry recipes which will have a working curry house in the back. Finally, and my favourite, the blue and white Star of David bus. We've got massive ringlets hanging off the side and it's had its bonnet removed immediately after it was made. Love it.'
Equality Commission chair, Baroness O'Neill of Bengarve, was open mouthed when we showed her this interview. After a glass of water she simply said, 'Wankers. Utter, utter, utter wankers.'
