Richard Mann, a representative of men, said 'If I need to go, why would I walk further to the toilet? I can whip out the old boy and piss in a sink.'
He continued 'What might surprise women more is that kitchen sinks can sometimes be a little on the high side. So we will just piss in a mixing bowl and pour it away. Give the sink and the bowl a good rinse and you're none the wiser.'
Asked about other sinks in the house Richard said 'If I'm standing having a shave by the bathroom sink and the toilet is next to me then, of course, I will use the sink. It's the right height, no complaints about splashing or leaving seats up. Result.'
In response, women everywhere have had small fits, bought vats of bleach and security cameras for kitchens.