After disappointing auto workers that he was not David Coulthard, David Cameron continues to disappoint by being the wrong David.
Visitting a furniture factory today, members of staff could not hide their negativity at the prospect.
'I was hoping for a rendition of Ground Control to Major Tom as I thought it was Bowie. Then that twat turned up.' said Chris, a factory worker.
And at a school the Prime Minister visitted, Jeff Holden, a teacher, said 'I wanted to hear Rocket Man. But someone told me that was Elton John and not Bowie and that I was a thick bastard. Which I thought was harsh.'
Other David's that people say are preferable to the Prime Minister include David Mitchell, David Essex and even David Icke.
