Tiger Woods has revealed is an exclusive interview that the reason he has retired from golf is to commit himself full time to shagging.
About his decision, Woods said 'My golf has alwayd got in the way of sex. The numbet of mistresses I have had over the years is low despite what people think. I am basically a walking jack hammer.'
Asked about why he was making the decision now and not earlier he said 'I needed to amass a perverse fortune that will last a lifetime of hookers and porn stars. My knob, aka 'The Cub' has expensive tastes and he deserves only the best punani.'
Elizabeth Williams, former lover of Tiger Woods said she was surprised by he announcement as, although he is a considerate lover, only last 23 seconds of intercourse before 'The Cub growls.'