Mo Farah: 'Steve Cram is a wanker'

It has been an interesting week for long distance running legend Mo Farah. After a twitter spat with fellow distance runner Andy Vernon and a record breaking indoor 2 mile race, Farah has decided to let his defensive shields down and tell us what he really thinks.

'I've had enough.' he said. 'No more Mr. Nice Mo. I'm far too polite and nice and I've had enough. I'm going to wear my heart on my sleeve and tell it like it is.'

With a vein on his temple looking like it would explode, Farah let rip.

'Firstly, I'm British. I love my country and love giving something back. I live in America because there are big fucking mountains I can train on. No other reason. The Mobot? Stupid fucking celebration. Seriously. From now on I'm just shoving 2 fingers up.'

He continued, 'Oh yeah, and my name is fucking Mohamed. Do you know how many British muslims call themselves Mo because they know they will have an easier life? Fucking loads of us.'

Farah's shoulders dropped as if the wind had been knocked out of him. But he was just taking in a deep, deep breath.

'Why have I not been knighted yet? Kelly Holmes got it after she did something of similar rarity to my 2012 achievements so why haven't I been knighted? Is it because some Tory back benchers' heads would explode if they had to call me Sir Mohamed? Pricks.'

'Oh, and Steve Cram is a wanker. No, he's worse than that, he's a cunt.'