Michael Bond, 33 of Swanich, today announced he intends to do 7 hours of actual work this Monday.
Bond, who works a 9 to 5 shift with a one hour lunch break, said he had an epiphany.
'I'm not sure what I've been doing until now.' he said. 'My contract said I have to work 35 hours per week but I thought it was a joke. My CEO, who also works 35 hours per week, earns, with benefits, £1.2 million per year. And I work just as hard but the market has determined that I am worth £18,000 per annum. And I think that's fair.'
Bond's colleague, Susan Johnson said 'What has he been smoking? We work our tits off for a pittance to make some lazy bastard richer who inherited the company anyway. Where is he, I'm going to punch his bollocks.'
The CEO said in a statement that the experimental brain chip his company was working on was in no way being tested on Mr. Bond.