Tomorrow is Shrove Tuesday, the day we all stock up on high calorie foods ready for the 40 days of fasting none of us do.
Our tips for maintaining your girth over this period will allow you to finally throw away those old, 30 inch jeans that you will never, ever fit into again so don't kid yourself.
We suggest, to go with your high carb pancakes, a high carb filling of chips. Salt and vinegar optional. This carb attack will leaving you feeling bloated and nauseous for weeks and get you through the fast.
If the high carb option isn't for you, we suggest high protein and high fat. Donner kebab meat is ideal. Burgers are a close second.
Basically, we are suggesting you visit Just Eat like you already do three times a week because you can't be fucking arsed to cook you lazy cunt.
