Today the world celebrates the 3rd birthday of Tom Cruise.
Mr. Cruise, known for his roles in Top Gun, Mission Impossible (both when he was just a sperm) and Oblivion (aged 1) has been speaking ahead of his birthday.
'I'm really excited. I'm looking forward to school inbetween making movies next year. Finger painting is my speciality.'
Mr. Cruise's agent, Stephanie Monroe said 'I announced his 3rd birthday to the world as I felt it was important everyone knew what Tom has achieved in such a small amount of time.'
She continued 'Besides, it's the only thing that can explain his height. And it stops people talking about his Scientology which I have been instructed to say is a religion and not a cult.'
