Oliver Price, 19 of Slough, today awoke at 11.42 am after going to bed before 3 am.
He updated his Facebook status and world wide alarm bells and klaxons went off in all government offices as nobody knows what to do or how this will effect society.
Joseph Billinge of the Home Office said 'We monitor all social media routinely via GCHQ and this was a shock. Our biggest concern is if this sets a precedent.'
He continued, 'Will the Aldi's and Lidl's be able to cope with the influx of people buying non-brand Twixs for half the price that taste just as good? Do we have a big enough supply of those spongy ginger Lebkucken biscuit things?'
The governments emergency committee COBRA will meet today to discuss its response.