The trend for wearable technology shows no sign of ending.
After Apple announced its iWatch yesterday, today it has announced another 3 new products.
'Our iHat and iGloves are new and revolutionary. In no way are we reinventing the wheel.'
'These prouducts will help slow exothermic reactions while making you the envy of cunts everywhere.'
'And our third product, the iSuppository will ensure a smooth passage for the endless bullshit we will feed you.'
'Please note that these products are only compatible if we already own your soul. Which we no doubt do.'