Conservative candidate Afzal Amin has announced he is willing to work with anyone who will get him elected.
After it was revealed he conspired with the EDL to stoke religious tensions, Mr. Amin said 'I am willing to work with anyone in our community.'
He continued 'This includes the EDL, Britain First, The National Front, Combat 18 and Hitler.'
When we pointed out that all of those groups would dislike him implicitly because he was asian, he said 'Who care?'
'As long as I am elected I will sell my granny into slavery and my son to a suicide bombing school. Fuck it. Go me. Elect Amin!'