Broadsheet columnists, paid £2000 for 500 randomly generated words, have come under fire for stating the obvious.
Recent examples of filler columns include 'Cameron may be PM but its Osborne who really rubs this government' by Simon Jenkins, The Guardian.
Why thank you Simon for your insight. The man who controls the money has massive influence? It's not as if Gordon Brown had huge influence over Tony Blair. Oh no wait, he did. Cretin.
And also from The Guardian we have 'Netanyahu sank into the moral gutter - and there will be consequences' by Jonathan Freedland.
Wow. Stop the press. Major world leader jumps up and down shouting 'brown people are voting, brown people are voting, run for the hills.' And there will be consequences? You don't fucking say!
And then of course there is this gem: 'There's one tax system for the rich - and one for the rest of us' by Janet Street-Porter, The Independent.
Well fuck me backwards! There is a different tax system for rich people? With lower rates of capital gains tax and offshore havens? I had no fucking clue. Thanks for informing us of this Janet.
The point is this. Columnists of the world. You have 500 words to fill. If you have got nothing worth saying, don't fucking say it and I include myself in this. Tell your editor. He can look for another piece. The two grand you got from last weeks drivel should keep you going for another week. Oh, sorry, I forgot about your massive cocaine habit.
Gits.