Moving images taken of babies in the womb show that they have a positive reaction to cannabis.
Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic said 'Our observations have been clear.'
'Cannabis has a relaxing and therapeutic effect not only on the mother but also on the baby.'
He continued 'We can see in these videos that the babies movements are relaxed, calm and at ease.'
'If you look here you can see. He's off his fucking tits. Here, have a bang on that.'
Professor Langtree was at pains to point out that it was only hash that was used.
'Skunk is too much. Not for me of course, that's what I was smoking when I thought up the experiment. Brownie?'