Nigel Farage announced todat that were he to become Prime Minister he would pass a law protecting himself from everything.
After announcing he would abolish race hate laws, he expanded on how far this would go.
'This fifth column of people wanting to change British society must be stopped by me. Therefore I must be protected.'
He continued 'If I fall ill, 500 muslims will be shot for thinking bad thoughts about me.'
'And if I break any bones, 2000 eastern europeans will be driven into the sea.'
Mr. Farage had been accused of lowest common denominator politics but denies this.
'No, I want to protect Britain, and by Britain, I mean me.'