Wayford Woods in Somerset has become a haven for Fairies in recent years.
Local children have been fitting doors to the base of trees to house the new Fairies.
But all is not well in Fairy land. Billy Bobbles, Fairy councillor says 'We have no private life.'
'Sometimes I'll get home from a hard days enchanting and be shagging my wife when our front door opens and a 6 year old human will chuck in a piece of paper the size of our duvet. It's a nightmare.'
But Councillor Bobbles thinks he has a solution.
'We've been in talks with the moles and they are willing to let us use one of their tunnels as a brothel.'
'We are bringing in some pixies and I for one can't wait. I hear they're proper slags.'
