Natalie Bennett, embattled leader of the Green Party, completed a coherent sentence this morning.

The miracle occurred at her home. Her partner asked if she would like toast for breakfast.

'No.' she replied.

Little did she know that her partner has set up webcams in the house to live stream their day to day activities echoing the success of WebCameron.

And this video has gone viral.

A Green party spokesman said 'This is further evidence of our willingness to govern and our preparedness to govern.'

We caught up with Ms. Bennett later that morning to ask if this was the beginning of another Green surge.

'Well, Hiya!! Er, membership. Funding. Land. Houses, er, er.'

Ms. Bennett then stared at our reporter, looking through her as if she wasn't there. Then she fell forwards into dogshit. Fortunately the dog was on an organic vegan diet.

Pollsters are suggesting this incident will lead to a third surge and complete Ms. Bennet's plan of keeping expectations so low that breathing in and out will be seen as an achievement.
 
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