Boko Haram have gained a foothold on British soil it emerged today.
By partnering with Balamory, they have acquired a crack team of infiltrators.
Speaking of his new role, Angus said 'From my castle I can see the entire town. I can protect the queen from here.
The Queen in this case is a nickname for the Balamory top agent, Miss Hoolie.
Her official title is Youth Re-educator but her unofficial moniker is The Bitch.
'The wee little tykes love learning about violent jihad. They are like sponges for hate.' said Miss Hoolie.
'But any insolence is dealt with quickly. That boy in the corner crying? Little Jimmy McKenzie. He talked back. So I plucked his eye lashes and poured sand in his eyes. He will learn.'