The announcement today that 3 famous people and 7 people that don't matter died in a helicopter accident has led the world to conclude what it already knew. That helicopters are mental.
Whilst filming a French reality TV show, 3 heroic athletes lost their lives in tragic accidental circumstances.
Air accident investigator Pierre Charcuterie said 'This accident has led to an announcement by the Joint European Aviation Authorities. And that is, that we have no idea what keeps helicopters in the sky. It may be fucking witchcraft. We haven't a clue. Please stop using the bastard machines.'
The dead include one world record breaking sailor, two olympians and 7 people without description as they don't warrant one.
British Air Accident teams have launched their own investigation.
'It happened on Argentinian soil and we are always welcome there so we thought we would lend a hand. Besides, the investigation so far has been suspiciously French.'