A 23 year old man has been arrested for taking a stroll it emerged today.
As yet un-named, he nevertheless gave a brief interview to The Morning Gerald before being taken away.
'I'm a Free Stroller.' he said. 'It's a new urban walking movement that originated in France where it's called parkmooch.'
He continued 'I was just minding my own business having a nice midnight walk, getting some exercise and fresh air and checking the plastic explosives I'd set when the police arrived.'
'Can't a man freely walk on a building and murder the people's representatives in peace anymore? This country!'