Archaeologists in Honduras who have discovered two previously lost cities have gained so much adoration for their discoveries that they now have girlfriends.
Michael Hallinberg and Joshua Fields of Felchfield Polytechnic are now off the market they say.
'It's been a double win for us' said Hallinberg. 'Before now the opposite sex has been a mystical country inhabited by spider monkeys. But no more. I have a girlfriend!'
Fields picked up the story 'Once it hit the press we became clunge magnets. Tomorrow night we go on our first dates. We are going on a double date.'
'Once we have got them out of their sarcophaguses and pulled off the bandages we are hitting the town!'