Middle class couple Colin and Anne Miles have said that they refuse to have children out of spite.
Speaking after a brunch get together with friends, all of whom have children, Anne said 'Am I not worthy as a human being as I am?'
She continued 'My lifelong friends seem to have lost the ability to talk about anything other than children. They are convinced their ball of shitting, screaming mess is some sort of prodigy.'
'And if any of my girlfriends tell me how it has changed thier lives, made them complete or question when I will be having kids ever again, I will gouge their fucking eyes out with a crochet hook.'
Colin Miles added to his wife's comments.
'I look at my mates and see a thousand yard stare. I see all sense of hope and joy drained out of them. And I can't take the piss out of them and call them a bunch of cocks any more as apparently 'We don't use those words in front of Allegra.''
'Cunts.'