The Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has announced how he will fill the £12 billion gap in budget.
'I can announce that a tax on hot pants and short shorts will fill any gaps in our finances.' he said.
'I was inspired by yesterdays cover of The Sun. This is a fair tax. A tax that will punish those who we at the Conservative party feel need to pay more tax, namely, poor women.'
The front cover of The Sun newspaper has caused consternation among many male supporters of the Conservatives and UKIP.
'I genuinely feel that this calls into question my absolute belief that being gay is a choice.' said Geoffrey McDonald, 56, of Coventry.
He continued 'I joined UKIP due to my hatred of the gays but that picture has left me very confused. In no way did I join because I feared my latent homosexual feelings.'
Mr. Osborne will also increase the VAT on toilet rolls to fill any gaps. Soft, long and full of shit, Mr. Osborne is 43.