The Republican Party are to hire Dolce and Gabbana to be thier press officers and publicists it has been announced.
After yesterday's article where the italian fashion duo criticised same sex marriage and babies created through IVF, Republican head office realised they had found the ideal coupling to orchestrate the forthcoming presedential election.
Garth Jones, Republican head of communications said 'These two may be Italian, but they are our kind of people.'
He continued 'Yes, they are a pair of faggots, but they are self-hating faggots and we like that. Like negroes that support racial profiling. We can put up with them.'
'And they know a thing or two about presentation so they have got the job. Just don't come to my house or talk to my kids because I don't want them catching queer off them.'