The government announced today that billions will be spent on upgrading the road network to include roadside Wi-Fi.
The system would be used to send traffic data and allow people in cars to connect on the move.
A further addition to the plans sees IMAX cinemas fitted to every car and films streamed to them.
Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic said 'Are they fucking mental? It will be carnage.'
He continued 'Let's skip past the Wi-Fi which will see drivers watching YouTube clips of cute cats doing cute things. IMAX in cars?!? Yes, lets not watch the road at all. In fact, lets replace the windscreen with a fucking massive cinema screen.'
The Department of Trade released a statement saying that on the move movie purchasing was good for the economy but perhaps the policy needed to be reviewed as there 'might be some teeny, tiny safety implications.'