Michael O'Leary, CEO of RyanAir, says that all of their flights smell of shit.
After a British Airways flight turned back due to a particularly odourous poo, other airlines have voiced their reaction.
O'Leary said 'Having actual plumbing aboard is an expense we can do without. So our customers tend to shit in the bucket we provide instead.'
Regular customer Tom Coleman said 'Most of your fellow passengers are on holiday flights so are usually wankered. The stench of shit takes your mind off the endless singing, vomiting and mindless violence.'
He continued 'It did get bad once, when we were wading through it. A plane full of cockneys on their way back from Benidorm had a full fry up with lager and whisky chasers. It was what I imagine Katie Hopkins' arsehole to be like. Fetid, rancid and filled with Cockneys.'
'But at £1.50 return flight, it really is amazing value.'