The Dark Lord's arrival is eagerly anticipated this Friday.
With the Eclipse, Supermoon and Spring Equinox occurring at the same time, Belzebub, Lord of all Evil, will be making his triumphant return.
'So much has changed since I was last there' said the Devil.
'My legions have done well. Greed is rampant, poor people are starving and Justin Bieber is the world's number one singer. Very good work I must say.'
'I am most looking forward to visitting the worlds mega shopping malls. If there was ever a greater collection of soulless individuals devoid of hope and joy, it will be there.'
'Well done world!'