We all lie to our partners but post-sex lies are without doubt the most astonishing. Here is our handy guide.
1) 'No, I really did come. I just had four wanks before we started, that's why it was a dry orgasm.'
2) 'I am always listening to you and your needs. Next time you ask me to call you Daddy I will.'
3) 'I want to cuddle too, but my doctor says it's really bad for my earlobes.
4) 'When we make love you have my complete, undivided attention. I never think about the latest range of Cath Kidston handbags with double stitched oil cloth, silk lining, brolly holder and decorative leather flower in 12 unique designs.'
5) 'I'm just making an important call. To my bank. Yes, it is my bank. Yes, honestly, my bank is called A1 Taxi's Bank
