David Cameron today announced that the next Conservative government will open 500 more free schools.
Announcing the news, Mr Cameron said 'It is important that people are allowed to educate their children in a way they see fit. Over a sixth of the new schools will be Jedi Schools.'
'We also have applications from The Cult of Prince Philip, Pastafarianism, The Ku Klux Klan and ISIS. We can't wait to open these schools.'
It appears as if Conservative policy is to allow the teaching of complete bullshit. Asked if religious schools should be grouped in with free schools as they too teach a philosophy based on belief, not fact, Mr. Cameron said 'Oh no, the baby Jesus is real.'
This is despite the fact that Christianity has faced much criticism of late. Out of date, insular and quasi-racist, Mr. Cameron had no further comment.