Tony Middleton, 46 of Nantwich is your typical office joker.
Working for the same company since the age of 18, Tony was promoted for the first time two years ago.
Today, he has lots of practical jokes planned for his colleagues for April Fools day.
'There is a classic involving the coffee machine.' he said.
'It is going to dispense hot fake blood whatever you order. The number of people already going round the office who hadn't noticed and now have red face stains. It's hilarious.'
'And then there is the racist fax machine. I've changed the setting so our outgoing number that is printed is 'We love Hitler and the KKK.' Oh I can't be stopped. Massive laughs. It's just banter.'
Steve Bell, a colleague of Tony's said 'Every year we have to tolerate this. The whole office dread coming in today.'
He continued 'He's only been promoted as he has moved sideways into every single bottom rung position the company has and there is nowhere else for him to go. Promoted on account of sheer longevity.'
'He scrapes through his annual appraisal with just enough so that we can't fire him. Every. Single. Year. He won't look for another job.'
'Seriously, just fucking leave you tiresome little shit!'