Any word ending in 'er' or 'ed' will now have the 'e' removd.
In a move promptd by sites such as Grindr and Tumblr, it aims to increase productivity and give E a rest.
'I'm exhaustd' said E.
'I'm the most popular vowel and I pop up everywhere. Four times just then in 'everywhere.' And again.'
'I can't keep up. For thousands of years I have servd you but I just ned to step back and re-evaluate. And this move gives me the time and space I ned.'
James Bridgr, developr of Grindr, Tumblr, Flickr and Wankr said 'E has been a good friend of mine for many years. He said he needd a holiday so I made this decision to give him a rest.'
'It was not, as some have suggestd, a move to seem cool and draw attention to mediocre products that nobody uses or cares about and would be quite happy to see fuck off out of existence forever and stop wasting everybodies cunting time.'