This evening ITV will play host to the first ever leaders TV debate with seven party leaders.
After the release of the relevant parties manifestos, each party leader is said to be raring to go.
Despite criticism that many policies look the same, leaders have said this will be the opportunity to tell them apart.
Tom Waites, an office worker from Cambridge said 'I only really have one thing to say to the party leaders. Just fuck off and leave us alone will you?'
'Seriously. No-one cares. None of you have ever had a normal job. You've been members of political parties since you were in the womb.'
'Apart from the Green leader who joined the party about 5 minutes ago and judging by her performances so far did so just for a laugh.'
'So just fuck off. Leave us to watch the telly with our hands down our pants whilst eating crisps and stop ruining what small pleasures we have until we die.'
'Twats.'