A group of reptiles have launched legal action against David Cameron it was announced today.
Following descriptions of the Tory leader as 'a snake' and 'a chameleon', the League of Indigenous Zoological Arid Reptile Diaspora (L.I.Z.A.R.D.) is launching an action that will force Mr. Cameron to change his behaviour.
'We don't like the inferences our kind receive' said Judith, an Adder.
'Mr. Cameron acts in such a way that he is often called names, particularly 'snake'.'
'We can't stop people saying that but we can modify Cameron's behaviour.'
'If he acted more compassionately and with the cares of the nation in his heart he wouldn't suffer these names and our good names wouldn't be besmirched.'
'Can he not just stop acting like a sadistic little cunt for more tham five minutes?'