Nigel Färâgé said that our recent bout of inclement weather is due to immigrants.
Speaking from his home, Faragé said 'We now know why the weather is bad.'
Over 300,000 immigrants arrive here each year. And frankly they tend to eat foreign food.'
He continued 'Much of that food is spicy or over flavoured and leads to an increase in bottom gas emissions.'
'That is mainly methane which is a climate change gas. It melts the ice caps, weakens the warm sea currents and makes Britain bloody cold. It's all their fault.'
Questioned over his acknowledgment that climate change was real he said 'Oh no, burn oil, drive everywhere, in no way an I invested in oil and it will make me rich. Climate change does NOT exist.'
'Except when immigrants are involved. The dirty brown bastards.'