Doctors have announced that Harrison Ford will remain in hospital forever.
The septuagenarian action hero has been increasingly accident prone of late.
After breaking his ankle and crashing his plane, it was revealed that he fell over an MRI Scanner.
'We are really concerned' said Dr. Quinn of LA County hospital.
'He fell over the scanner that was meant to be scanning him. The frequency of his accidents is increasing. Between here and the hospital exit there are hundreds of tripping hazards. He'll never make it.'
'So we will just strap him into his bed and hope he doesn't accidentally punch himself in the face.'
Lucasfilm has announced that this will have an effect on Indiana Jones 5.
'We have rewritten the script and retitled the film and we think we have a box office smash.'
'It's called 'Indiana Jones and the Emptying of the Shitty Commode''