Hilary Clinton has ended her year long wait to finally announce she is running for president.
In her announcement she said 'I have chosen to answer the call to service.'
She continued 'It is my intent to run for President of Yeehaw County Parish Council.'
'No longer will the trash cans be collected late. No longer will dog mess soil our sidewalks. No longer will the street sweeper pinch the bottoms of the towns women.'
When quizzed on why she wasn't running for President if the United States Clinton said
'Unfortunately there aren't any interns left in Washington that Bill hasn't slept with so we had to move to another town.'
'If he doesn't fuck something that moves every four minutes he will explode in a horrible jizz bomb.'