George Osborne has announced where they will find the money for their unfunded NHS spending plans.
Asked by the BBCs Andrew Marr 18 times where the Conservatives would find the £8bn they wish to spend on the NHS, the Chancellor has finally found his funding source.
'A new law will be passed' said Mr. Osborne.
'All people in the country will have to dig down the back of their sofas for any spare change and send it to HMRC in jiffy bags.'
'There will be exclusions. Chaise Longues will be exempt. This is only a law for poor people.'
'Also any money won at bingo or from the football pools will also have to be sent to HMRC.'
'A fair law. Scum healing scum. It's equitable.'