An Alaskan Airlines baggage handler that some incorrectly thought was trapped in the cargo hold rejected that claim today.
Kent Man, 39 of Big Face, Alaska said 'We started a deal with RyanAir.'
'Any unused space aboard the plane, be it in the cargo hold or landing gear wells, can be sold as a RyanAir branded economy seat.'
He continued 'For just £5 (plus a £6000 'Whatever Bullshit We Invent' fee) you can fly to any destination in the comfort of someone elses luggage.'
'Of course these areas aren't pressurised or heated so wrap up warm, wear a rubber wet suit and try not to bleed to death from your eyes.'
RyanAir conditions of travel do not guarantee atmospheric pressure, heat or oxygen.
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