The NASA Rover 'Curiosity' has discovered water and various other fluids on the surface of Mars.

Using its special trowel tool, not only water but Gordon's gin and Schweppes Tonic Water with Lime have been discovered.

In an unusual twist to the discovery, it appears that easy listening crooners Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin are alive and well and living on the Martian surface.

'When we sang 'Fly Me to the Moon' this isn't what we expected' said Sinatra.

'We overshot and ended up here. But we brought enough gin, tonic, vodka and vermouth to drink Martinis and G&Ts until the end of the universe.'

NASA said this discovery has lead to the commissioning of multiple new rovers to be sent to explore Mars.

Joining 'Curiosity' will be 'Enquiry', 'Inquisitiveness' and 'Just Fucking Nosey'.

 
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