As part of a new one part series of natural history reviews, we interviewed Kenneth, a goldfish from Barrow-in-Furness.
'I have a vivid memory of the good old days. You asked me what I remember about the good old days. Ah, happy days.'
But before that?
'Before what?'
Before I asked you about the good old days. Do you remember the actual good old days?
'I have a vivid memory of the good old days. You asked me what I remember about the good old days. Ah, happy days.'
Kenneth was particularly tasty in a parsley butter sauce.