ISIS fighters who are responsible for demolishing millenia of history in Iraq have gone on strike it was announced.
Speaking from his northern Iraqi compound, ISIS demolition expert Tony Al Mehren said 'We 'ave put down tools.'
He continued 'Until da guvnor gets us 'ard 'ats and steel toe cap boots we ain't doin' nothin'.'
'The 'ealth and safety 'ere is a fackin joke. And I ain't 'ad a cup of tea in days mate.'
Foreman Dave El Shalab said in response 'They are well compensated for their work. Each is paid at least a virgin a day and as much goat as they can inhale.'
'Plus you are always warm from a toasty fire. Look, there's Tony immolating for your pleasure.'
Nick Knowles was unavailable for comment.