Bring it yer slags!
A lollipop man who was reprimanded for stopping a fire engine has no regrets.

Barry Lancaster, 64 of Gloucester said 'My first duty is to the kids.'

He continued 'I spent 40 years as an admin. clerk. I am now serving my community.'

'Plus I get a fuck off massive stick and a big shiny jacket. Fucking bring it!'

'Forty fucking years spent filing. Forty long and horrific years being told what to do by some foetus graduate with a fucking Media Studies degree.'

'Well Barry is in charge now! I've got the big fucking stick with a circle on the end to prove it.'

'Come on! You, the Challenger tank, fucking have this!'

'And you, Pendolino train, come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!'

Barry's family have said no flowers, just donations to as many mental health charities as you can find please.

 
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