The DUP, who over the weekend fired their Health Minister for equating gay parents with abuse and neglect, have said the Conservatives are going proper mental.
Nigel Dodds, DUP spokesman said 'Whilst we pretend to like the gays, disguised under the thinnest of thin veils of actual comtempt and hatred, I can't believe what the Tories are doing.'
He continued 'Basically, a small cabal of 5 or 6 people at the top of the campaign have decided that promoting a nationalist and seperatist party might get them in to power for 5 years.'
'Let that sink in. 5 or 6 people are willing to risk changing forever the lives of 65 million people and the shape of an entire country.'
'We may be mad bastards who hate the gays, think Jesus was basically Nigel Färâgé and love meaningless flags but that is a level of cuntiness even we cant handle.'
'We're supporting Labour after this election. Even though we may burst into flames.'
Nigel Dodds, DUP spokesman said 'Whilst we pretend to like the gays, disguised under the thinnest of thin veils of actual comtempt and hatred, I can't believe what the Tories are doing.'
He continued 'Basically, a small cabal of 5 or 6 people at the top of the campaign have decided that promoting a nationalist and seperatist party might get them in to power for 5 years.'
'Let that sink in. 5 or 6 people are willing to risk changing forever the lives of 65 million people and the shape of an entire country.'
'We may be mad bastards who hate the gays, think Jesus was basically Nigel Färâgé and love meaningless flags but that is a level of cuntiness even we cant handle.'
'We're supporting Labour after this election. Even though we may burst into flames.'