Beds with motorised wheels are being developed to finally do away with legs.
Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic said 'We realise people generally hate leaving their beds'
He continued 'Nowhere is quite as comforting and snug as your own bed. So all shops and offices are going to be knocked down and rebuilt with extra wide corridors to allow everyone to travel by bed.'
'Some have said there are issues with regards to sedantry behaviour and human health. But where do you go when you are ill? To bed! But you'll already be there.'
'There is one final hurdle involving recharging the batteries of the beds I have to work out. But I can't be fucking arsed getting out of bed to do it.'