Reports are emerging that a multibillion barrel oil supply have been found under Dara O'Briain.
The Irish comedian is thought to be the first mobile oul reserve ever discovered.
'I have always seeped black liquid from my feet' said O'Briain.
'I thought it was some kind of horrific Guinness related sweat. But apparently oil just rises to the earths surface wherever I am.'
BP have already applied for exploration rights for the O'Briain field.
Upon arriving at Dara's location there was some confusion.
'There may be an oil field below me but where exactly are you planning on sticking that!?'
The ground pounder mega drill was unavailable for comment.