A farmer was wrongfully arrested for exclaiming 'I love rape!'
Speaking of Oil Seed Rape that he had recently started cultivating, he was extoling it's value to friends in the pub.
'It's wonderful stuff' said Bill Hertz of Gloucester.
'Without doubt it is the best crop I have ever grown. And I was so excited I shouted it from the rooftops. Someone took offence and I was arrested.'
Bill has since been released without charge.
'It has taught me a lesson' he said.
'From now on I am going to watch what I say.'
'And I'm going to change my crop to a nice bit of Genocide Seed or Paedophilia Grain. There can be no confusion there.'