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Ronnie O'Sullivan's competitor Craig Steadman has said his feet do not smell nice.
O'Sullivan yesterday played in just his socks whilst attempting to progress to the next round in the Crucible.
Ronnie The Rocket said 'My shoes were pinching a bit so I took them off. Eventually I was told I had to wear some so the tournament director lent me his.'
But Craig Steadman was not happy.
'It was like someone set off a fucking bioweapon.' he said.
'I started gagging as the whiff of his fucking cheesy feet filled the auditorium. The poor bastards in the crowd had to be evacuated due to mass coordinated retching.'
'He really is a rancid fucker.' said Mr. Steadman.