Star Wars: Rogue One will introduce X-Men characters into the Star Wars Universe for the first time according to parent company Disney.
'We though this was the ideal time to merge the properties' said Bob Iger, Disney chairman.
'The story of a girl who can suck the powers out of anyone, Rogue, and the Jedi fighting to keep her from falling to the dark side led by Darth Magneto.'
'Rogue will touch Luke Skywalker. We were going to have it be Luke touches Rogue but Mark Hamill is a signatory of some sort of register that prevents that.'
'She will suck him dry. Of his powers. And go on a rampage with her lightsaber which will have been passed down over the generations.'
'Originally it was her great uncles twice removed's sisters nephews next door neighbours parole officers lightsaber. But now she has it.'
'And it will be a new colour. It will be see through. Saves on the special effects budget.'
'And we will charge people to come and see this soulless, money spinning, unnecessary, cack spectacle and I can die a rich and spiritually devoid shell of a motherless cunt.'
'We though this was the ideal time to merge the properties' said Bob Iger, Disney chairman.
'The story of a girl who can suck the powers out of anyone, Rogue, and the Jedi fighting to keep her from falling to the dark side led by Darth Magneto.'
'Rogue will touch Luke Skywalker. We were going to have it be Luke touches Rogue but Mark Hamill is a signatory of some sort of register that prevents that.'
'She will suck him dry. Of his powers. And go on a rampage with her lightsaber which will have been passed down over the generations.'
'Originally it was her great uncles twice removed's sisters nephews next door neighbours parole officers lightsaber. But now she has it.'
'And it will be a new colour. It will be see through. Saves on the special effects budget.'
'And we will charge people to come and see this soulless, money spinning, unnecessary, cack spectacle and I can die a rich and spiritually devoid shell of a motherless cunt.'