New research has emerged saying that the office clown likely has psychopathic tendencies.
Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic said 'This new evidence confirms something we have suspected for some time.'
He continued 'The office clown tends to struggle to show sympathy for others. Also, a lack of understanding of the frustration he may cause his colleagues shows a deep lack of empathy.'
'This can often lead to behaviours that are outside of social norms and not tolerable in normal society.'
'Just run a fucking mile if he comes anywhere near you because he is batshit crazy with a big fucking knife!'